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my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate myself in the morning
jokes on you mom i already hate myself
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
i love this emoticon (◕‿◕✿)
because i could be talking about puppies (◕‿◕✿)
or cute clothes (◕‿◕✿)
or flowers (◕‿◕✿)
or hard-core BDSM-kinky sex (◕‿◕✿)
or murder (◕‿◕✿)